Thursday, March 19, 2015

Knife to Sweet You

Hello you blog-reading nerd. This is my first post so I'd like to apologize for the fact that I have no idea what I am doing. Firstly, I'd like to say a few things about myself, so buckle up. I was born and bred in Omaha, Nebraska, known for its boring winters and slightly better summers. I have three older brothers and two younger sisters, but that's not important. I attended grade school at Saint Robert Bellarmine and am currently killing it here at Creighton Prep. I've never had a dog, but I've stepped on three on accident in my lifetime. I play soccer for club and am on varsity here at Prep. When my parents aren't home, I usually ride my bike in the street and leave my dishes out. I'm in a band with Brendan Doyle, Sam Tighe, Jim Lindsay, and Ben Steinauer, and I play piano, banjo, and sing. 
This is my band Swim Team and we are sweet.
I usually don't think about breathing but once I start I can't stop. I can swim, but I get really paranoid when Spongebob episodes are set at Goo Lagoon. People usually gives me names like "Money Hands" or "Blitzkrieg" but in all honesty I give them to myself.  Usually I can hit a baseball if it's thrown underhand, but sometimes I forget to open my eyes. Some people think I'm a good guy but other people are sort of scared of me.
                                       
But like it's fine. One time I bought a fish from Petco and Jack Ferris from Central took it out of the bag and lost it in a pile of leaves and we never found it. Usually I just try not to think about it. Okay I'm sorry about how confused you must feel after reading this but just know that all of it is true.